As Twitchy told you, Palm Beach County managed to miss today’s machine recount deadline. Broward County did not … and the results are pretty interesting, to say the least:

Alrighty then.

Well, no. This is Broward County, after all.

And check this out:


So … is it time to call it for Rick Scott yet?

At least Nelson can finally take up needlepoint now. Maybe.


That’d be nice. But is it too much to hope for?


… And those forces are led by Brenda Snipes.



OK, seriously, what the hell, Broward County?

Burn it down. All of it.

Just … Broward County.