As Twitchy told you, Palm Beach County managed to miss today’s machine recount deadline. Broward County did not … and the results are pretty interesting, to say the least:

Alrighty then.

Well, no. This is Broward County, after all.

And check this out:

Huh.

So … is it time to call it for Rick Scott yet?

At least Nelson can finally take up needlepoint now. Maybe.

Sigh.

That’d be nice. But is it too much to hope for?

Argh.

… And those forces are led by Brenda Snipes.

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Update:

OK, seriously, what the hell, Broward County?

Burn it down. All of it.

Just … Broward County.