When our best and bravest firefighters aren’t busy rushing into burning buildings, they’re building shrines to Beto O’Rourke. Which raises an important question, one asked point-blank by tweeter @RBPundit this morning:

Inquiring minds wanna know.

That must be it. Beto’s so dreamy on his skateboard! John James just doesn’t have that same … pizzazz:

He really is. And the media have driven their clown cars off the road because they can’t stop looking at him.

If the media’s coverage of Beto O’Rourke vs. their coverage of John James isn’t evidence of their flaming anti-conservative bias, we don’t know what is.

It’s no surprise that the media would fall so hard for Beto. What’s surprising is that they do it so blatantly and still expect us to take them seriously.