Stop the presses! CNN’s Chris Cillizza has got a white-hot scoop on Donald Trump:

Where would we be without Chris Cillizza? Besides collectively smarter, we mean.

We find it a lot scarier that Chris Cillizza thinks his take is a good one.

It’s almost as if he’s completely full of it.

For the billionth time, Chris Cillizza doesn’t root for a side!

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