As Twitchy told you, DNA analysis proves that Cherokee Warrior Princess Elizabeth Warren is actually none of those things. Think Warren’s bummed that the truth is out there? You should see the media. They’re beside themselves. Which is why today they’re rushing into the burning building that is Warren’s life to try to rescue her before she burns herself to a crisp.
Plenty of media have been going with the “strong evidence” spin in Warren’s favor. Others, like the NYT’s Nick Confessore, are trying to downplay Warren’s dishonesty, suggesting that Warren’s teeny-tiny bit of Native American blood should be good enough for the rest of us.
And then there’s this angle:
Trump on offering $1 million for Elizabeth Warren's DNA test: "I didn't say that." This is him saying that: pic.twitter.com/G2vRiQU0PA
— Tommy Christopher (@tommyxtopher) October 15, 2018
FLASHBACK: President Trump on Elizabeth Warren, 7/5/2018: "I will give you a million dollars to your favorite charity, paid for by Trump, if you take the test and it shows you’re an Indian." https://t.co/WNdyvfgaYd pic.twitter.com/ToAd1qaQJl
— The Hill (@thehill) October 15, 2018
— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) October 15, 2018
Trump tries to claim that he never offered to donate a million dollars if Elizabeth Warren took a DNA rest.
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) October 15, 2018
Who cares that Elizabeth Warren lied about her heritage in order to further her career? Who cares that she appropriated Native American culture to take advantage of opportunities that were meant to be afforded to minorities? Donald Trump says he never pledged $1 million to a charity if Warren took a DNA test, and that’s the real crime here.
Wow, Journolist has been preparing to help Warren for some time. https://t.co/aAmnHDTtsu
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) October 15, 2018
Their efforts are working on at least some people:
He is ON VIDEO. Now he’s flat-out lying about having offered up the money. These people are insidious. pic.twitter.com/O6qA0MSJDS
— LiNCOLN PARK??? (@linc0lnpark) October 15, 2018
Saying "Pocahontas" is an ethnic slur. He needs to be called out for his inappropriate language and behavior.
— Cat Attack (@CatAttack360) October 15, 2018
There is something seriously wrong with that man.. and the people who support him
— Jim Fisher (@jmfshr) October 15, 2018
Okay, he is the video of him saying he'll pay regarding Senator Warren and the DNA test. However, we all know he's a liar and a welcher and won't pay! There isn't a word that adequately describes how despicable and low trump will go.#VoteBlueToSaveAmerica
— Nunya Biznez?? (Jan) (@BiznezNuna) October 15, 2018
No one has suffered as a result of Donald Trump’s attempt to memory-hole his pledge (and it’s worth noting that Warren’s test results hardly show she held up her own end of the bargain). The same can’t be said for Warren’s dishonesty. Qualified Native Americans were passed over for career opportunities because Warren straight-up lied about her heritage.
@realDonaldTrump put your money where your loud mouth is
— Matthew Fortgang (@mattfortgang1) October 15, 2018
Pony Up Orangutang Boy!
— Xander Berkeley (@xanderberkeley) October 15, 2018
Trump promised to pay $1 million to Elizabeth Warren's favorite charity if she could prove she had Native American blood. She took the test. She does. Don, put your money where your blabbermouth is.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) October 15, 2018
If anyone should be donating money to charity, it’s Elizabeth Warren. She’s screwed enough people over with her lies. Time for her to make some reparations.
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with an additional tweet and text.