Last night, the New York Times breathlessly reported on a dark moment in Brett Kavanaugh’s past when he — gasp! — threw ice at a fellow bar patron. Presumably, the Times’ story was supposed to be a nail in Kavanaugh’s coffin. But if anything, it just makes Kavanaugh even more impressive:
Of course that evil genius Brett Kavanaugh threw ice at somebody. It’s the perfect crime — the weapon destroys itself.
— Vince Coglianese (@TheDCVince) October 2, 2018
— Mark Ogner (@Oga23) October 2, 2018
— TheNostril (@TheNostril0499) October 2, 2018
— Ryan (@Rtbuff) October 2, 2018
?? “Mission Impossible” theme plays in background.
— Brooke Knight (@BKnight561) October 2, 2018
Brett Kavanaugh thinks of everything!
The best take so far. https://t.co/W8J6WUjzp1
— Scary Dunleavy ?? (@JerryDunleavy) October 2, 2018