Did you hear? Today, Donald Trump totally busted Brett Kavanaugh for committing perjury. Resistance journo John Aravosis is all over it:

Wow. Talk about a bombshell! Wait.

But if he can’t parse words, then what’s the point of any of this?

Ohhhh … wait, no. We’re still not seeing anything here.

We read it, too. And it’s a piping-hot nothingburger.