America’s favorite not-actually-conservative conservative columnist Jennifer Rubin came out swinging against Brett Kavanaugh (again) today:

And she was so proud of her work, she took the unprecedented step of pimping it with a “bingo”:

Dude.

Bless her heart.

Heh.

That’s our Jen!

Well, here’s a possible explanation:

But we’re more inclined to believe that she’s just that pathetic.

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Update: