As Twitchy told you, the New York Times sent jaws crashing into floors with their “conservatives pounce” take on the Catholic Church sex abuse and pedophilia scandal.

Jason Horowitz, who wrote the piece, seemed more upset at conservative Catholic pushback against the Church’s inaction and complicity than at the systematic sexual abuse and exploitation of children.

And if you thought the Times couldn’t possibly look any worse, you thought wrong:

Holy sh*t.

They actually said it:

Unreal.

All of the above.