Well, geez. No wonder Beto O’Rourke keeps coming up with excuses not to debate Ted Cruz! Can you imagine him trying to explain this to his legions of fans?

Hoo boy.

Maybe he was thinking about how badass he looks on a skateboard.

They’re too busy drowning in puddles of their own drool to notice.



HA! Is THIS why Beto O’Rourke is putting off debating Ted Cruz?