Even if we wanted to take CNN seriously, how could we possibly do that when they’re pulling crap like this?

Wuuuuuuuut.

But wait! That’s only the beginning. There’s also this:

Fawning over Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s collars was just the tip of the iceberg. They’re basically just giving her a tongue bath now. And nobody wants to see that.

Yep. Just as soon as hell’s finished freezing over.