National Enquirer CEO and longtime Trump buddy David Pecker has been granted immunity. Which is pretty newsworthy. But more importantly than that, it’s given tweeters a chance to showcase their pecker pun skills. And we’ve seen a lot of good ones:
Who would have ever thought anyone would be screwed by Pecker?
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 23, 2018
I guess you could say Trump failed to wrap Pecker up.
— Sam Stein (@samstein) August 23, 2018
Dems ride Pecker to climactic impeachment
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) August 23, 2018
But as with so many other things, it’s just not a party until Iowahawk shows up.
Where does one go to get pecker immunity? Asking for a friendhttps://t.co/pOEYn1zcSj
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 23, 2018
He had fun with this. And honestly, we’re all better for it.
Let he who has never been betrayed by his own pecker throw the first stone
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 23, 2018
Verily I say unto thee, that this night, before the Pecker crows, thou shalt deny me thrice
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 23, 2018
Live by the Weiner, die by the Pecker
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 23, 2018
These have been readings from the Gospel of St. Willy
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 23, 2018
Where can we get a copy of that?
My God
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) August 23, 2018
https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1032693518546948104
OMG! I'm dying at this thread! ???
— DebbieVotesDem (@debilu2) August 23, 2018
— Lisa Custodio (@Lsfromliny) August 23, 2018
— Wheel Lofter (@WheelLofter) August 23, 2018
Genius at work, ladies and gentlemen.
I really should put this stuff behind a paywall tbh
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 23, 2018
It’s certainly good enough.
my biggest fear today is that my innate humor neuro response will become desensitized to pecker jokes
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 23, 2018
We’re not too worried about that happening to us. Not as long as Iowahawk’s around.
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