National Enquirer CEO and longtime Trump buddy David Pecker has been granted immunity. Which is pretty newsworthy. But more importantly than that, it’s given tweeters a chance to showcase their pecker pun skills. And we’ve seen a lot of good ones:

But as with so many other things, it’s just not a party until Iowahawk shows up.

He had fun with this. And honestly, we’re all better for it.

Where can we get a copy of that?

Genius at work, ladies and gentlemen.

It’s certainly good enough.

We’re not too worried about that happening to us. Not as long as Iowahawk’s around.