We know this will come as a major shock to all of you, but Jimmy Kimmel, aka America’s Conscience, is kind of a massive jagoff.

More from the Washington Examiner’s Becket Adams:

Kimmel took aim Thursday at the Christian proprietor of Masterpiece Cakeshop in Colorado. For the late-night funny man, the takeaway from Jack Phillips’ refusal to bake a cake celebrating a trans person’s transition is that the cakemaker might be gay … and that he sure looks gay.

“It’s funny because this is a guy who spends all day, every day, meticulously designing flowers out of icing. His whole life is gay, OK?” Kimmel said to laughs. “I don’t know if the wrong cake might bring that to life or what.”

The late-night host turned his attention to the shop owner’s physical appearance, adding for good measure that Phillips is “the totally straight cake baker.”

“You would think that someone who looks like the Reba McEntire’s version of Col. Sanders would be more sympathetic to gender identity issues,” the host laughed.

Because of course he laughed.

And transphobic, too, it would seem. But that’s OK. He’s a liberal and they can say things like that.

Don’t hold your breath.

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