It’s official: The Babylon Bee has achieved National Treasure status. Check out their spot-on take on the media’s conduct with regard to this weekend’s white nationalist “Unite the Right” march:

More from the Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Several members of the press expressed their “extreme disappointment” that the white nationalist rally they hyped up for an entire week was only attended by 30 people Saturday.

 “We really wanted to use this to inflame the race war, so we were pretty bummed when we couldn’t get a good shot of millions of neo-Nazis marching through the streets of Washington,” said one CNN reporter. “Would have fit perfectly with our narrative. Oh well.”

Reporters and journalists on the left vowed to continue to stoke the fires of racial tensions, hopefully getting more people to show up whenever another rally is announced.

Do yourselves a favor and read the whole thing. It doesn’t get more perfect than that.

Ostensibly, yes. But we’re living in the Upside-Down now.



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