It’s official: The Babylon Bee has achieved National Treasure status. Check out their spot-on take on the media’s conduct with regard to this weekend’s white nationalist “Unite the Right” march:
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 13, 2018
More from the Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Several members of the press expressed their “extreme disappointment” that the white nationalist rally they hyped up for an entire week was only attended by 30 people Saturday.“We really wanted to use this to inflame the race war, so we were pretty bummed when we couldn’t get a good shot of millions of neo-Nazis marching through the streets of Washington,” said one CNN reporter. “Would have fit perfectly with our narrative. Oh well.”
Reporters and journalists on the left vowed to continue to stoke the fires of racial tensions, hopefully getting more people to show up whenever another rally is announced.
Do yourselves a favor and read the whole thing. It doesn’t get more perfect than that.
I thought you did satire?
— JDANIEL (@redmandaniel) August 13, 2018
Ostensibly, yes. But we’re living in the Upside-Down now.
I wish this was satire…
— John S. Evans (@non_cogito_poof) August 13, 2018
But this isn’t even satire!
— vegetal ❌ (@dale_gribbs) August 13, 2018
This isn’t satire at all.
— Shane Gable (@ShaneGable0) August 13, 2018
babylon bee is more factual than cnn
— stack?? (@S74CK) August 13, 2018
This isn't even satire. It's literally true.
— TheNavigator (@RealNarratives) August 13, 2018
When your satire website accidentally starts posting real news…
— Tom (@NumberOneBummer) August 13, 2018
My goodness, this site is more accurate than the real news!
— Timstagram (@TimothyRyans) August 13, 2018