Well, this is disturbing:

Fortunately, The Nation contributor Sean McElwee’s got a piping-hot take at the ready.

You might wanna sit down for this one, folks:

Wow.

It’s looking pretty impressive so far:

Not bad. Not bad at all.

Well, that depends … how much time have you got?

Are we sure he’s able to do either of those things?

Sounds about right. On Earth 2.

No, no. Keep talking!