Remember when Michael Avenatti wasn’t a thing? It’s getting more and more difficult, thanks to Avenatti’s insistence that we give a crap about him.

Not as sorry as we are.

Wouldn’t it just be easier to pin “PAY ATTENTION TO ME” to the top of his Twitter page?

Seriously. Trump’s birther nonsense is stupid. Avenatti’s desperate swipe at him for it is stupid. In short, everything is stupid.