Donald Trump is on a roll today. He’s revealed himself to be suffering from his own form of Koch Derangement Syndrome:
The globalist Koch Brothers, who have become a total joke in real Republican circles, are against Strong Borders and Powerful Trade. I never sought their support because I don’t need their money or bad ideas. They love my Tax & Regulation Cuts, Judicial picks & more. I made…..
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 31, 2018
….them richer. Their network is highly overrated, I have beaten them at every turn. They want to protect their companies outside the U.S. from being taxed, I’m for America First & the American Worker – a puppet for no one. Two nice guys with bad ideas. Make America Great Again!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 31, 2018
Expressed concern about “3-D Plastic Guns”:
I am looking into 3-D Plastic Guns being sold to the public. Already spoke to NRA, doesn’t seem to make much sense!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 31, 2018
And then there’s this:
Collusion is not a crime, but that doesn’t matter because there was No Collusion (except by Crooked Hillary and the Democrats)!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 31, 2018
This pretzel logic is making us thirsty!
This is mind-bending logic https://t.co/TVvPJgKqsx
— ryan teague beckwith (@ryanbeckwith) July 31, 2018
I'm on record as a collusion skeptic, because it would've required this guy to keep his trap shut. But I'm not sure I'm following his logic on this one? https://t.co/Z0GQChUtKO
— Currently between fraudulent suspensions (@jtLOL) July 31, 2018
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Does Trump think this does him any favors?
Trump, perfectly summed up:
-If I did it it’s not a crime
-But it’s bad if Democrats did that same thing https://t.co/XAsBB0cJUt
— Eric Koch (@EricDKoch) July 31, 2018
The Trump cycle:
1. I never colluded with Russia, it's a witch hunt
2. But if I did collude with Russia, it's not a crime
3. It's not a crime anyway, but Crooked Hillary and Democrats did it
4. Crooked Hillary should be prosecuted https://t.co/SMKbGmZ9mL— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) July 31, 2018
It is a hoax.
It is a hoax, but even if true, it’s not a crime.
It is not a hoax, but it’s not a crime. https://t.co/h3eIiGwvYY— The Reagan Battalion (@ReaganBattalion) July 31, 2018
But if there was collusion, it means Crooked Hillary committed a crime but if I committed collusion it wasn’t because collusion is not a crime, because everyone does it because Who is on first base. Anyone smell burnt hair? https://t.co/Tq46E0F4D3
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) July 31, 2018
We love the smell of burnt hair in the morning.
https://twitter.com/NumbersMuncher/status/1024269687411154944
Burnt hair and flop sweat.
You're on such an interesting journey, Mr. President. Best of luck to you.
— Chris Scott (@iamchrisscott) July 31, 2018
We are only hours away from another "Clean Up On Aisle Donald" https://t.co/hxTMjV4oc0
— ???? ???????? (@GrayConnolly) July 31, 2018
Hours? That’s being awful generous …
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with an additional tweet.
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