Donald Trump is on a roll today. He’s revealed himself to be suffering from his own form of Koch Derangement Syndrome:

Expressed concern about “3-D Plastic Guns”:

And then there’s this:

This pretzel logic is making us thirsty!

Does Trump think this does him any favors?

We love the smell of burnt hair in the morning.

Burnt hair and flop sweat.

Hours? That’s being awful generous …

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with an additional tweet.