The only thing Michael Avenatti loves more than attention is … no, wait. There’s nothing Michael Avenatti loves more than attention. Which is why yesterday, he did the only thing he seems to be good at and grabbed the microphone:

This effing guy …

Some of them do, actually:

How do you keep up the good work without doing good work in the first place? The only work Avenatti has done has been to make himself a media star.

That’s basically what this is.

We’re not sure, but we sure wish they’d put him back in.