Jim Acosta must do a lot of laundry, what with all those tear-stained pillowcases.

Donald Trump’s joint presser with Vladimir Putin left a lot to be desired — namely, the semblance of backbone from our president — but Jim Acosta almost made up for it in showmanship:

Jim is the 14-year-old girl waiting by the phone for that boy she’s crushing on to call.

But what else would he do with his time if he couldn’t do that?

That’s a rhetorical question, of course.

Cry us a river, Jim.