Sigh. For every William Shatner, there’s a George Takei.

And we’re sure you’ll all be absolutely stunned to know that Takei has pledged his loyalty to the Anthony Kennedy Truther Tinfoil Hat Brigade:

We may never know, you guys.

“Sonny Boy Kennedy.”

Oh, something reeks all right. Namely, this asinine conspiracy theory.

But, if George really wants to be sure …