We hope you can forgive us for missing this last week, but hey, better late than never, right? And anyway, the bigger offense would be letting you live your lives without knowing that people like this actually exist.

Yesika Salgado is apparently a poet. But her greatest calling, it would seem, is being the Über passenger from hell:

Speaking of exhausting, how badly does the thought of encountering someone like Yesika make you want to slam your head against your desk right now?

Nope. She doesn’t:

Yeah, we got that. What we don’t get is how you’re a real person.

Guess not.

We’re not professional poets like Yesika or anything, but we’ve written a poem just for her:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Everything is terrible

But especially you.