All the Democrats have to do is not be insane. And they just. Can’t. Do it.

Case in point: Colorado Democratic congressional hopeful Levi Tillemann. Tillemann, a former energy adviser to President Obama, figured that the best way to make the case for gun control was to douse his own eyeballs with pepper spray.

No, you guys. He really did that:

Future Darwin Award winner here, folks. We can already tell he’s destined for greatness.

No, no! It’s great! He’s definitely onto something.

It will! It just might take a little more convincing. You know, just to be sure.

Hear that, Dems?

Get a move on, Levi. Let’s get this ball rolling!