Louis Farrakhan’s favorite congressman Keith Ellison made a big announcement today:

Well, all Minnesotans except the Jewish ones, right?

They deserve better than Keith Ellison, to be honest. But we’re actually a little torn. On the one hand, Attorney General Keith Ellison? On the other hand …

That sounds pretty good, actually.

Both? Hell, he can’t even pull off one.

***

Update:

Well, we may have spoken too soon:

Ugh.