If Donald Trump was attempting to send Democrats into meltdown mode with his weird tweet about pardoning himself, well, then, mission accomplished.

Wow, Congressman. That’s heavy.

Did he come to look stupid, then? Because he’s gotten pretty good at that. Seriously, Congressman, you should know better by now than to get the Resistance’s hopes up.

And then there’s poor Eric Garland, whose body is ready for a resignation:

When Thursday rolls around and Trump’s still in office, that may very well be the thing that knocks Garland’s last screw loose.