Good news, everyone! Our short national nightmare is over. Last night, Michael Avenatti unprotected his Twitter account:

For America.

They do, though. Can you imagine how pathetic our lives would be if we were deprived of this kind of brilliance?

You’re a treasure, Michael Avenatti. Don’t leave us again.

An embarrassment of riches. Emphasis on the “embarrassment.”

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