Poor Michael Avenatti. All he wants to do is be on TV tell the truth, but his critics just won’t stop picking on him. So it’s time to turn to the people to help him defend his honor:

Shorter Michael Avenatti: Just go ahead and canonize me already.

Um, we already have that. It’s called CNN and MSNBC.

Michael Avenatti is full of sh*t. The last thing he needs is another excuse to spew more of it.

What about option (C)?

We vote for that one.



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