Heads up, people … you might want to sit down for this major scoop from CNN:

Consider our minds officially blown.

Seriously. How is this even possible?

To be fair, some people do seem genuinely shocked and upset by this information:

We dunno … takes like this don’t bode too well for our educational system, either:


Well anyway, we look forward to CNN’s upcoming income inequality exposé:

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