Well, well, well … what fresh hell do we have here?

Eric Holder? To New Hampshire?

Wait a second now. He can’t possibly be considering … can he? Oh dear God:

Because why the hell not?

We could so get behind this.

Sure. They’ve got nothing to lose … except everything.

Eric Holder’s flaming corruption alone should be enough to seal his fate as a failed presidential candidate. But if not that, then this: