Anyone up for a riddle?

Politico has the answer:

Jennifer Rubin? Conservative intellectual? Our eyes just rolled so hard, they fell out of our heads.

Liberals, maybe. For them, the only “reasonable” conservative is a conservative who isn’t actually, you know, conservative.

Certainly not the last time we checked. Or the time before that, or the time before that, or the time before that …

We’ll leave you with this excellent thread from National Review contributor Varad Mehta:

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.