As Twitchy told you, MSNBC’s Nicolle Wallace revealed this morning that her woke six-year-old was very concerned that Donald Trump is responsible for Mike Brzezinski looking so “worried” on “Morning Joe.” If you think that never actually happened, you’re not alone. But in the interest of fairness, Iowahawk has proposed a scenario in which Wallace’s story is totally plausible:
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 12, 2018
Whoa if true.
— Winston Smith (@Ajah1551) April 12, 2018
We hope Iowahawk’s version is true, actually. Because making your kid watch “Morning Joe” instead of Spongebob? We’re pretty sure that constitutes cruel and unusual punishment.
What state allows the sale of cannabis so strong that I could even remotely believe this crap?
I'm packing up the family and moving there!
— Seldom Righthouse's Trust Fund Vest?????? (@SeldomWhitehous) April 12, 2018