Writer Thor Benson, who has contributed to Rolling Stone, would like to make one thing perfectly clear: Socialism isn’t to blame for Venezuela’s complete collapse.

Isn’t that cute?

America has income inequality, so capitalism doesn’t work? That’s what you’re going with, Thor?

Hate to break it to you, Thor, but what happened in Venezuela was socialism.

Bless his heart.

The only point we’ve seen is the one on Thor’s head.

For those keeping score at home, the winner is capitalism.

Something tells us that Thor doesn’t know a damn thing about a lot of things.

Just adorable, isn’t it?