Chances are, you didn’t see Best Picture winner “The Shape of Water.” But just because you weren’t one of the lucky few who got to enjoy a woman hooking up with a fish-man doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still be able to appreciate this tweet from Ben Shapiro:
The big winner at the Oscars was actually Kurt Eichenwald. It's a short step from fish sex to a sensitive, artful take on tentacle lovemaking.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) March 6, 2018
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) March 6, 2018
This is a fantastic tweet.
— Eric Armstrong (@Eric_Armstrong4) March 6, 2018
— Curious Keegz (@Curious_Keegz) March 6, 2018
@benshapiro that burns
— Gabriel Tan (@gtan99) March 6, 2018
Kurt Eichenwald might never recover. Our minds’ eyes sure won’t …
That’s a mental picture I could do without!
— Mary In Heartland (@Rushgurl) March 6, 2018
— Karen Reeves (@reeves33_kd) March 6, 2018
— 🇺🇸🏛TRVMPVS MAXIMVS🏛🦅 (@belmore_art) March 6, 2018