In case you hadn’t heard, McDonalds fries may be good for more than just the munchies:
— ABC 7 Chicago (@ABC7Chicago) February 6, 2018
A new study reveals a chemical found in McDonald’s French fries may be the cure for baldness.
Scientists from Japan said the chemical is added to the fries in order to keep the cooking oil from frothing up.
When they tested that chemical on mice, scientists said, the mice regrew hair.
The chemical has yet to be tested on humans. But before anyone gets too excited, Ari Fleischer’s got some bad news:
It doesn’t work. https://t.co/fxPVvRnB3O
— Ari Fleischer (@AriFleischer) February 6, 2018
Trust him: He knows what he’s talking about.
— Joan Shelton (@Joanie513) February 6, 2018
— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) February 6, 2018
— (((Pete Kaliner))) (@PeteKaliner) February 6, 2018
Thanks for the laugh Ari.??
— Melissa (@Melissa82225794) February 6, 2018
OMG, LOL. This is one of the best tweet responses ever.
— Henry C. (@FireRunner) February 6, 2018
Of course, it’s also entirely possible that Fleischer just hasn’t been doing this right:
Maybe you're just not eating enough of them, Ari. pic.twitter.com/E04djWEZ4x
— Robert (@TheCheekyTaurus) February 6, 2018
Who said anything about eating them?
You're supposed to rub them on your head, not eat them.
— Sean Hackbarth (@seanhackbarth) February 6, 2018
You have to run the fries all over your dome, man!
— Del Quentin Wilber (@DelWilber) February 6, 2018