In case you hadn’t heard, McDonalds fries may be good for more than just the munchies:

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A new study reveals a chemical found in McDonald’s French fries may be the cure for baldness.

Scientists from Japan said the chemical is added to the fries in order to keep the cooking oil from frothing up.

When they tested that chemical on mice, scientists said, the mice regrew hair.

The chemical has yet to be tested on humans. But before anyone gets too excited, Ari Fleischer’s got some bad news:

Trust him: He knows what he’s talking about.

Of course, it’s also entirely possible that Fleischer just hasn’t been doing this right:

Who said anything about eating them?