Ian Millhiser is ThinkProgress’ “justice editor,” but where’s the justice in subjecting us to insanity — and inanity — like this?
Imagine that you love pepperoni, hate sausage, and don't care either way about mushrooms.
Paul Ryan is like that, except that he loves tax cuts for the rich, hates health care for poor people, and doesn't care about racism.
Donald Trump is a pepperoni and mushroom pizza.
— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) February 6, 2018
We’re gonna need a minute.
— Jen DinNJ (@JenDinnj) February 6, 2018
— Axel Soto (@womenrespectrV2) February 6, 2018
Scratch that. A minute isn’t nearly enough time to make sense of that tweet.
2. I like pepperoni and mushroom pizza. https://t.co/sclYEApKPF
— Tom (@BoreGuru) February 6, 2018
Wtf is this analogy?
— Sassy Snarky Bri (@FaithBased92) February 6, 2018
I feel like this analogy has added absolutely nothing to anyone's understanding of your point.
— DREAM Machine (@bdragon74) February 6, 2018
Ian this is pablum.
— Ben Geier (@ben_geier) February 6, 2018
Imagine reading someone’s tweet and realizing they’ve been eating Tide Pods on a regular basis….
— JenniferW (@JenWoodruff79) February 6, 2018
This excruciating explanation of a metaphor is just like a Ben Garrison cartoon with less drawing. https://t.co/8S6Dm3JcNa
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) February 6, 2018
This is probably one of the most incoherent and overly complex analogies ever.
— waveform55 (@aggiejammer08) February 6, 2018
Once you wrote this and read it, you should have realized it didn't sound as good as it did in your head.
— Chowder (@Chowdertron) February 6, 2018
Sometimes thoughts seem coherent inside one’s head then end up being incredibly stupid once they are made public.
— Daniel Gump ⛪️🇺🇸💻☕️🎬 (@DSiPaint) February 6, 2018
— Carlsbadbugkila ™ (@carlsbadbugkil1) February 6, 2018
When you think you’re being profound and you just look all kinds of dumb pic.twitter.com/COImEEnA84
— 4PersonalResponsibility (@barclay052603) February 6, 2018
You actually thought about this, typed it out and tweeted it. I bet you thought it was witty. Possibly even funny?
Ian it’s stupid. This is a stupid thing.
— Kron (@Kronykal) February 6, 2018
— Skin that smokewagon! (@heatpacker) February 6, 2018
That pretty much sums it up, yeah.
Somebody pays you? Seriously. #Wow
— The Golden Bot (@jamesbranch3) February 6, 2018
Maybe they pay him in drugs.
When you have to write hot takes but you have the munchieshttps://t.co/q4pcU1t0Bj
— Ben Sixsmith (@BDSixsmith) February 6, 2018
That though sounds like it should be said during the exhalation of a big bong rip.
You just smoked, didn't you?
— MarcLyon (@MarcLyon) February 6, 2018
Dude – don’t Tweet when you’re baked.
Wait until you come down, THEN Tweet. It’s so much nicer for everyone.
— Hebrew Hand Grenade (@Jarhead_Jew) February 6, 2018
Imagine that you eat “special” mushrooms and then tweet…
— Fuzzy Chimp (@fuzzychimpcom) February 6, 2018
This probably sounded better in your head before the mescaline worth off
— aThirdOfDuane (@aThirdOfDuane) February 6, 2018
Way to abuse pizza in the interest of bizarre verbosity. https://t.co/3ggacGDvPO
— Michelle Ray (@GaltsGirl) February 6, 2018
Ian Millhiser somehow manages to ruin pizza. https://t.co/4g77XtpTVC
— neontaster 🚟 (@neontaster) February 6, 2018
Just another entry on the ever-embiggening list of things he’s ruined.
I'd tell you to stick to your day job but you suck as a legal / constitutional writer, too. https://t.co/0t7G6vsaXC
— RBe (@RBPundit) February 6, 2018