Boy, this Hawaii missile alert thing just keeps getting better and better. And by “better,” we of course mean “worse.”

Asked, and answered:

Yep:

“Performance issues”? Yeah, we suppose that’s one way of putting it.

Wheeeeee!

Thank goodness for that.

Let’s just say that wouldn’t come as a major shock.

Oh gawd.

You really can’t get a much clearer example than this.