It’s a dark, dark day for Democrats, as Sen. Al Franken announced today that he’ll be resigning “in the coming weeks.” Despite their willingness to chuck him under the bus yesterday, a number of Franken’s female colleagues are beside themselves with grief:

Oh, the humanity!

Was anyone passing out barf bags? Because we’ll take some of those.

We wouldn’t be remotely surprised.

There’s a good reason to cry today, but it’s not because Al Franken says he’s leaving.

As if. None of these weepy senators are shedding any tears for Franken’s accusers.

Party of Women, our ass.

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