If you’re looking for a great way to commemorate current events this holiday season, TV reporter Lauren Sivan might be onto something:
Anyone know where I can find holiday cards that read:
"Thanks for not exposing yourself at work?"
— Lauren Sivan (@LaurenSivan) December 5, 2017
Sivan, if you’ll recall, credibly claimed that a decade ago, Harvey Weinstein cornered her and forced her to watch him masturbate and ejaculate into a potted plant. Since she spoke out, there’s been a deluge of stories from other alleged victims of Weinstein and other Hollywood predators. And then there’s all the accusations against politicians.
The soft bigotry of low expectations.
— The kraKen (@theotherken1) December 5, 2017
There’s definitely a market for cards like this.
— DeVon🎄2112🎄 (@DeVon_FNMfan2K8) December 5, 2017
I’m sure someone at Hallmark is working on it…
— Batbrony 🍎🍐 (@Batbrony) December 5, 2017
That’s a good idea Hallmark should jump on it👌
— Krikor Bouzikian (@mbouzikian) December 5, 2017
I believe there’s a new line at Hallmark. The selection is going fast though.
— Jeffrey T #olddude (@JeffsafeT) December 5, 2017
It's in the rear of the card shop, near the white ficus. Sorry, I'll show my way out.
— Sam Galia (@SamGalia) December 5, 2017
"Merry Christmas, keep your Yule log to yourself" or Happy Hanukkah, if you show me your dradel I'm calling a cop"
— Dennis Gavin (@dcgavin) December 5, 2017