Dana Nessel is running for Michigan attorney general. And from the looks of things, she’s got quite a lot going for her. For starters, she doesn’t have a penis:
Here’s my plan for putting an end to the continued sexual harassment scandals: elect more women.https://t.co/dEiX3H3yc8
— Dana Nessel (@dananessel) November 28, 2017
Political ads are gonna be too lit in 2018 pic.twitter.com/ipOTQq40US
— Eric Hartmane (@erichartmane) November 29, 2017
What a time to be alive.
That is so transphobic.
— Oppo Research (@TheRealOppo) November 29, 2017
The ad may not be woke, but it is lit.
Lit lit lit https://t.co/CKn0t0EEqM
— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) November 29, 2017
Holy. Shit. https://t.co/6EhFpFqKQ2
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) November 29, 2017
— Katrina B (@katmarg7) November 29, 2017
Only one thing could’ve made that ad better:
This is awesome. Be even better if it ended "Or is it the candidate who has a penis but keeps it in this convenient mason jar…"
<Takes down pickled penis from shelf>
"… to warn criminals there will be consequences to their actions." https://t.co/ObMuFVrwaM
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) November 29, 2017
We’d watch the hell out of that.