Now that Alabama GOP Senate hopeful Roy Moore has been accused of having a sexual relationship with a then-14-year-old girl — as well as other teenage women — while he was in his 30s, he faces the very real prospect of getting figuratively tarred and feathered.

For someone in his position, there may only be one way out:

What a time to be alive.

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