As Twitchy told you last night, Cosmo — who seems fine with grown men appropriating women’s gender — declared that little white girls shouldn’t be dressing up as Disney’s Moana because that’s totes racist, you guys.

So, if you’re trying to come up with a costume that won’t offend anyone’s delicate sensibilities, what do you do? There’s really only one thing you can do: Go out there and try to offend everyone equally. That’s Erielle Davidson’s plan:

Ha!

There’s only one thing left to say: Pics or it didn’t happen, Erielle.