As Twitchy told you last night, Cosmo — who seems fine with grown men appropriating women’s gender — declared that little white girls shouldn’t be dressing up as Disney’s Moana because that’s totes racist, you guys.
So, if you’re trying to come up with a costume that won’t offend anyone’s delicate sensibilities, what do you do? There’s really only one thing you can do: Go out there and try to offend everyone equally. That’s Erielle Davidson’s plan:
For Halloween, I'm going as a taco-ravioli-sushi roll-latke combo. I'll offend everyone, even myself.
— Erielle Davidson (@politicalelle) October 24, 2017
— Lance Biggers (@BiggersLance) October 24, 2017
Especially people who eat food.
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 24, 2017
— Drew (@dreww07) October 24, 2017
There’s only one thing left to say: Pics or it didn’t happen, Erielle.
Go big or go home.
— Carissa? (@jadedspacequeen) October 24, 2017