As Twitchy told you last night, Colin Kaepernick has filed a grievance against the NFL. Talk about a winning strategy, right?

Well, if you’re interested in reading this thing, you can do so here. But let’s go to the highlight reel, shall we?

Snort.

Oh, it’d be hilarious.

But wait — there’s more!

He’s a legend in his own mind. Much like Hillary Clinton, whose playbook he’s apparently been studying:

Good Lord.

Don’t be surprised if Kaepernick goes there one of these days.