Aubrey Huff played for 13 season in Major League Baseball. So if you’re looking for the real inside-baseball info, he’s your guy.

If you’re a single guy with no kids who’s interested in dating or marrying a single mom, though, maybe look elsewhere for advice.

Here’s why:

Speak for yourself, dude.

Uh, yeah. Because yeesh.

Here’s what we know for sure:

Amen.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.