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BRAVO! Justine Bateman's Continued Critiques of Lefties MELTING DOWN Over Trump's Win Just Get FUNNIER

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As Twitchy readers know, Justine Bateman who has herself directed movies, has gone out of her way to critique the various crazy videos unhinged, insane, mouth-breathing, chest thumping Lefties have been posting on TikTok.

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Hey, she can only help make them better, right?

So what if her critiques are freaking hilarious?

Watch this:

Her post continues:

- The make-up misses with the face tattoos. Smudging has already occurred and should have been touched up prior to this take. The designs are also vague and should be made specific.

- The actor's commitment is clear, but he seems to lose focus at the 00:13 mark, where he resorts to lip trembling and a repetitive noice. While the director should allow for experimentation, consistency is necessary to keep the audience engaged.

- The dialogue is tight, with the actor vocalizing the language of his jungle tribe, i.e. "Ee-chee-tah!" and "I-wah-frah!"

- The music choice strikes a bittersweet tone.

- Finally, the wardrobe is a nice touch, as the character is wearing the type of discarded t-shirt that is sent in bulk to third-world countries.

Fin.

HAAAAAAA

We love her.

And HOLY COW, that's a he? Dude, get thee to a therapist, post haste.

But wait, there's more!

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Her post continues:

- The director brings a number of audio accents into this piece, like the crowing rooster, furthering the immersive feel. We are there.

- There is a jump cut at 00:34 that continues the dialogue, but puts us later in the day. An elegant decision by the editor.

- Good inclusion of the pride flag insert shot. 

- Nice comedic button at the end with "I'm scared. Eek! Run!" 

- The piece ends with the camera retreating, while the actors runs towards us. The audience is left with the character's exhilaration. 

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Who are these people?

There are several on her timeline but this one ... this one may be this editor's favorite:

Her post continues:

... The director doesn’t take the opportunity to counter, nor align the piece with the “earthquake uncertainty” being established. 

- The dialogue tells of a vigorous encounter in a market parking lot and yet we don’t see it. Intercutting with the event would work well here. 

- The camera is suddenly still at the end for the “I hope you guys are doing ok,” separating it from the rest of the piece

— A coda, really. It leaves the viewer unsettled, and yet reassured. 

Fin.

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Not great cinema, nope.

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