<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>Twitchy</title><link>https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2020/12/10/hello-9-1-1-wed-like-to-report-a-murder-ted-cruz-just-absolutely-nuked-eric-swalwell-and-his-fangbang-and-omg-lol/feed</link><description>Who Said What</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 02:30:51 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>Hello, 9-1-1? We'd like to report a MURDER: Ted Cruz just absolutely NUKED Eric Swalwell and his #FangBang and OMG-LOL</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[These are the moments that make Twitter bearable.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2020 14:55:44 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Sam J.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2020/11/00001-2-22.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/samj/2020/12/10/hello-9-1-1-wed-like-to-report-a-murder-ted-cruz-just-absolutely-nuked-eric-swalwell-and-his-fangbang-and-omg-lol-n1903551</link></item></channel></rss>