Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler thought it would be a good idea to go into the ‘protest crowd’ and conduct listening sessions.

Liberals.

*eye roll*

You know, if they would just start calling them rioters instead of ‘protesters’ this would make a whole lot more sense.

Keep going.

Could still be a protest, sure.

Don’t worry criminals, the mayor will remove any law enforcement types who are trying to stop you from destroying the city.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Not all heroes wear capes.

Of course they’re cheering the idea of REAL law enforcement leaving.

‘Protesters.’

What a maroon.

But he’s on their side!

Heh.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Sad.

Sure, it’s the feds’ fault.

Keep telling yourself that, Ted.

OMG, NOT LEAF BLOWERS.

Ted, dude, what were you THINKING?!

Or …

Whoa.