Democrats would be better off to just be honest about the real reason they’re impeaching Trump. Heck, The Babylon Bee was good enough to even write the headline for them:

HA!

From The Babylon Bee:

The two articles of impeachment leveled against President Trump were originally announced to be abuse of power and obstruction of Congress.

These didn’t poll very well, however, so Democrats went back to the drawing board to come up with something that might play well with their base of radicals. Nancy Pelosi announced Monday that the articles of impeachment will now just read, “ORANGE MAN BAD” in giant letters.

“It’s clear, to the point, and honest,” said Pelosi. “We congresspeople aren’t very used to honesty, so we’ll see how this goes. But hopefully, people will see the crime of Trump being a bad orange man definitely rises to the level of high crimes and misdemeanors.”

Pelosi admitted the first two articles they introduced were drummed-up charges and that this one’s “the real deal.”

We know they’re supposed to be satire but this is just so close to what is really going on … we *chef’s kiss* this, so much.

And more and more it looks like Democrats are going to be the punchline.

 

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