What is it with Rep. Eric Swalwell always making up imaginary passengers on airplanes? Hey, he even tagged United this time to somehow prove it really did happen.

And he wonders why he was the first candidate to drop out of the 2020 presidential race.

And then the passenger’s wife started singing, ‘God Bless America’ while the baby grizzly bear they snuck through TSA popped out of their carry-on and began juggling field mice holding tiny little torches and singing harmony for the guy’s wife.

Hey, this is about as likely to have happened as Eric’s claim that A) anyone would recognize him on the plane and if they did they’d B) punch him in the shoulder and tell him to get to impeaching Trump.

What a load of crap.

Because he thought it would somehow make his claim more believable.

He thought wrong.

Someone’s cranky.

He really is childish.

CA sure can pick ’em.

So awkward.

They believe him … el oh el.

Well, not everyone.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oh, and it’s not just airline passengers he makes up:

But you knew that.


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