Yeeeeah, we know, it’s The Babylon Bee and they’re totally satire but this is an epic and hilarious idea for Trump’s next press secretary.

From The Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After Sean Spicer’s abrupt resignation Friday morning, President Donald Trump has chosen InfoWars chief and renowned conspiracy theorist Alex Jones as the new Press Secretary, the White House announced.

The fiery Jones wasted no time getting in front of the cameras, holding his inaugural press conference shortly after the announcement.

“I am the new Press Secretary!” he bellowed in his distinct Texas growl at all the reporters present, occasionally taking a handkerchief out of his pocket to dab perspiration from his red face. “AAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHH!” he continued, beating his chest like a gorilla.

Like. A. Gorilla.


It would be something.


Too late!

That in and of itself might make this totally worth it.


WOW, she’s lying again! Rep. Ilhan Omar called OUT for gun-grabber lie about number of people who die from gun violence daily

LET. THEM. FIGHT! Desperate Democrats just accused Team Obama of treason and they’re too stupid to even REALIZE it

‘Umm, that’s racist AF’: Rep. Ted Lieu tweets pic of warning sign on his door thinking it’s SUPER funny and WOMP WOMP it’s not