Yeeeeah, we know, it’s The Babylon Bee and they’re totally satire but this is an epic and hilarious idea for Trump’s next press secretary.
Trump Picks Alex Jones As New Press Secretaryhttps://t.co/vaT4MFYp8l
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) June 14, 2019
From The Babylon Bee:
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After Sean Spicer’s abrupt resignation Friday morning, President Donald Trump has chosen InfoWars chief and renowned conspiracy theorist Alex Jones as the new Press Secretary, the White House announced.
The fiery Jones wasted no time getting in front of the cameras, holding his inaugural press conference shortly after the announcement.
“I am the new Press Secretary!” he bellowed in his distinct Texas growl at all the reporters present, occasionally taking a handkerchief out of his pocket to dab perspiration from his red face. “AAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHH!” he continued, beating his chest like a gorilla.
Like. A. Gorilla.
This would be a dream come true
— Allen (@raiderbrown1988) June 14, 2019
It would be something.
— the Don (@the_other_don) June 14, 2019
HA HA HA HA
Make this happen pic.twitter.com/6VYvbuUnQu
— Hayden Dupree (@DupreeHayden) June 14, 2019
— Chuck Wade (@chuckwade217) June 14, 2019
DON'T TEMPT THEM!
— Bill Hauk (@HaukBill) June 14, 2019
If this was true, all cameras on Jim Acosta's face. It will be a meme.
— Leon Csy (@leoncsyean) June 14, 2019
That in and of itself might make this totally worth it.