Chad Felix Greene has announced his candidacy for President of the United States. We’d like to think Chad is being serious because there is NO WAY the Left could outdo his identity politics game since he checks SO MANY boxes …

But knowing Chad we’re thinking he’s being facetious?

Maybe.

Shew! That’s a mouthful. We’re not sure how that would work on a bumper sticker but hey if he could find a way to make it rhyme?

The Greene Way.

Heh.

AND YES although we’d be shocked if the Democrats could come up with one thing to remove from the government, let alone five things.

Dig it.

Still digging it.

YAAAS FOR THE FLAT TAX.

That would be one damn big yard sale.

Limiting power, check that box for the Right. Yup.

USA USA USA!

This would drive the Left insane.

HEY!

Inquiring minds wanna know.

And it would be glorious.


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