What fresh Hell is THIS?
Testicle-Flavored Beer Is Now A Thing And We Wanna Know Why https://t.co/7quZShmLow
— Delish.com (@DelishDotCom) February 27, 2019
No, we really don’t want to know why.
Wynkoop Brewing Co.’s Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout all started as an April Fools joke, until people (apparently?) started actually liking it. Now the brand offers an annual limited release, so it’s gotta have a fanbase. Roasted with barley, seven specialty grains, “steerian” golding hops, and obviously, bull testicles, the beer has a 7.2 ABV and a nice “meaty” flavor. Mmm. According to Best Products, the Denver-staple takes about six hours to brew and is stored for three to four weeks before it’s served up.
Full transparency, this editor has actually BEEN to Wynkoop but at the time there was no testicle-flavored beer.
And OMG everything is nutty.
Heh, see what we did there?
There's a vas deferens between IPA and stout. https://t.co/CDWSOZpPqU
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) February 28, 2019
You guys finally got around to trying Miller light? It's been around for years
— JJ (@brewmaster_jj) February 28, 2019
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
— heather (@heatherinsocal) February 28, 2019
There has to be a ‘farm to table’ joke here, right?
Should have called it pic.twitter.com/yqW1XVBJMl
— Scott Ellerin (@ScottEllerin) February 28, 2019
I don't need to know about this. nope.
— SpiritualNurse Sandy (@SpiritualNurse) February 28, 2019
— Clara (@claramanoucheka) February 28, 2019
— Army’s on Estacy (@im4evergrateful) February 28, 2019
— Good Old Bae (@GoodOldBae) February 28, 2019
This is the sort of thing beer brewers come up with after drinking too much of their own product.
— Earl Fando (@earlfando) February 28, 2019
Or on a dare, yup.
— wes f. (@wesfau2) February 28, 2019
And we’re done here.