If you learn nothing else from this Twitchy editor let it be this one thing, never drink and tweet.

Never, ever.

You’re welcome.

Now, do we know for sure that the POLITICO tweep was imbibing when they wrote this tweet about the ‘nest Koch’? No. Do we hope they were because otherwise, this was a whole lot of stupid and grammar derp? Yes.

Check this out:

What the heck is a next Koch? Did they mean next Koch? We especially like how POLITICO is challenging the subject-predicate relationship rules here as well.





We love Ripley.

Hrm, good point.

See what we mean when we said don’t drink and tweet?




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